She shoulda said Dow is over 25000 so she’d have been right a lot longer
TreGet234 on
How to actually hedge agaikst a lost decade? 🤔 you lose out on so much growth over most time periods even just adding a 20% gold allocation.
hiphopanonomos on
Another flat day
Desmater on
Buying more BTCI and NEHI.
VisualMod on
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Psychological_Fly109 made a bet that SPY would go to 665.5344500000001 within **1 day** when it was 658.945 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
If we have to live by candlelight and eat ramen and soup will it really be that bad? Just wrap up warm with some thrift store blankets and tell stories about the old days
Happy-Champion1661 on
“OMG guys SPY is only ~~2~~ ~~3~~ ~~5~~ ~~6~~ 6.6% from ATH! Why are you complaining” – permabol
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Kharg has fallen
31andnotdone on
a very stable genius
_pout_ on
Yet again, trades made moments before 🥭 makes announcements:
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„🥭 urges Iranian negotiators to get more serious“
You can say about his mental decline what you will, but his imagination is remarkably lively for his age
guys, the thermal drill. go get it.
I shorted a single VIX, my penny tossed in the well for you fuckers, wars over by lunch
It’s hilarious that people just forget that when bessent wakes up the oil is going to drop 5$
I am trying to buy a house.
Most of my capital is tied up in stocks, that are way down since the start of the year. Feeling angry that I may be forced to sell low.
I’m big enough to admit I can’t trade bear cycles. I just hold cash until the printer goes BRRRR again
I’m beginning to think we’re not governed by smart people.
I’m sorry but this market was over since Bondi perfectly called the top on the Dow.
The good news is my portfolio is probably enough to exclude me from the draft because of severe regardness
Its funny how armageddon needs to wait for markets to close on Friday
Hold ur puts bear gang! the best is yet to come 🤑🤑🤑🤑
When the Fed pivots into rate hikes, it’s gonna be brutal.
*Edit: Fed pivot
I declare bankcrupty, both financially and morally
I am beginning to think it was not priced in.
Next winter gonna be **cold.**
BREAKING NEWS: THE OPERATION IS OFFICIALLY HAPPENING RIGHT NOW
640 will get tested today. 🥭 has lost complete control of everything
Someone tell me how the stock market reacted during WW2
Fuck u microsoft not a day without sharting
Since airfares are going through the roof everyone will just stay home to watch Netflix and chill
Starting to think he can’t tweet his way out of this one
Imagine queuing to buy silver at $119 and losing half your money in a month
Emergency rate increase inbound, that will send 🥭 into a frenzy lol
MOAR
This year really sucks
I hate this fat orange fuck
Operation “Let the bomb do the negotiation” is now a full go
Don’t worry bols, a tweet is around the corner
Sorry but I love to say it, [told you](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/Dyl3fpPlpD)
FYI – All ya’all’s profiles are NSFW
She shoulda said Dow is over 25000 so she’d have been right a lot longer
How to actually hedge agaikst a lost decade? 🤔 you lose out on so much growth over most time periods even just adding a 20% gold allocation.
Another flat day
Buying more BTCI and NEHI.
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Psychological_Fly109 made a bet that SPY would go to 665.5344500000001 within **1 day** when it was 658.945 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 2 wins and 5 losses
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If we have to live by candlelight and eat ramen and soup will it really be that bad? Just wrap up warm with some thrift store blankets and tell stories about the old days
“OMG guys SPY is only ~~2~~ ~~3~~ ~~5~~ ~~6~~ 6.6% from ATH! Why are you complaining” – permabol
Kharg has fallen
a very stable genius
Yet again, trades made moments before 🥭 makes announcements:
https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/stock-market-today-dow-sp-500-nasdaq-03-26-2026/card/well-timed-trades-have-preceded-some-trump-policy-surprises-h1T6tZjXZvw1CKdrUJyq?st=mE7cVv&reflink=article_copyURL_share
What insane thing will 🥭tweet tomorrow after market only to uno reverso on Monday morning?
Love the effort from spy drilling for oil ❤️