Jolly ho stock market, I bet some certain people had bought calls!
NoBailOnReddit on
How long before Iran says there’s been no discussions?
MilkyWayObserver on
TACO and the market rebounds every time
He gave it a 5 day pause, in time for Friday market closing to continue
TedGrey7 on
TACO bitch
Likeravkastning69 on
Blatant market manipulation – 100% there were no talks
Irishbros1991 on
5 days wait markets close again attack LMAO
NighthawK1911 on
definitely chickened out lol
I don’t see Iran negotiating with him
Scholastic_nobody on
Trump buddies made money both sides lmao
AdOk6213 on
Waiting the reply where they say: “No discussions so far”
option-trader on
This is your exit!
sirbinlid1 on
TACO strikes again
ahhdetective on
This cunt is softer than a 2 minute egg. Wtf
rbr0714 on
Wait after hours, he has a different statement again 😂
Taako_Cross on
TACO
Lanky_Commercial9731 on
Nice a bit of a bounce back good time to buy some puts
perhapsasinner on
Wtf do you mean postpones, how about not doing any military strikes at all?
JayCDee on
It’s easy to know which day of the week it is with trump. Oh is he threatening? Guess it’s Friday. Now we’re saying we’ve had productive discussions? Monday it is then.
minusdivide on
The Witch will continue
Usually_Sunny on
Welcome to another TACO Monday.
Level_Ad8089 on
American chicken
Homeless-Coward-2143 on
I wonder if he knows that we all know this was just a TACO.
Massive_Confusion_23 on
Many people are saying… maybe we just chill. Could end very soon. Tremendous peace. 🌮
camel_crush_menthol_ on
Interesting that this news broke right before markets open today. It’s as if he’s trying to save his own ass or something…
Fancy_Cattle_5914 on
I’ll give it 2 hours before Iran says there were no talks and the market gives it all back.
madalytical on
obvious from lightyears away
GOLD will continue its decline
BITCOIN will rise exponentially
EQUITIES have one final hurrah
pathetically easy….
TXtogo on
TACO
What a joke this guy is
neverpost4 on
Israel may attack the power plants anyway.
Ok_Anywhere_634 on
damn i just freaked the fuck out and panic sold
HolyMoleyGuacamoly on
schrödinger’s war
QuietFIRE25 on
How is this legal at this point? Do we live in a banana republic? If the senate and the congress don’t have any power to stop this mess why do they even have a job?
DaimonHans on
🌮🌮🌮
Aramis444 on
Israel has the chance to do the most hilarious shit right now 🤣
BullPush on
Probably spoke to some villager
SBSWrongSpeed on
You ask 5 different people in that administration on who the fuck is running Iran and you’ll get 5 different answers. Nothing was talked about with no one.
tacobellbandit on
Jesus Christ how are we falling for this again? They just tried to launch a missile that they weren’t even supposed to have to begin with and now we’re trying to negotiate at this point? Granted this is good for my positions but still how brain dead can we be at this point where we’re going to accept a “defang Iran again” deal?
isitdonethen on
I love how it’s 5 days specifically which is next market close
OriginalGoldstandard on
100% Iran has not spoken to this loon……
TACO. His ego was writing cheques his capability couldn’t cash.
gjob1 on
the discussion was between trump and saudi most likely
Emergency-Prompt- on
In news that didn’t happen..
mido_sama on
TACO … he’s not talked to anyone this MF just wanna F my puts
isitdonethen on
Trump: “I am going to nuke the planet”; Stocks: -2%
Trump: “I will no longer nuke the planet”; Stocks: +5%
Acceptable_Regret816 on
I think this means it’s happening. They called his bluff and he remembered he only does strikes on weekends
KuraMaXKamikaZed on
🐥
Icy-Motor-8519 on
HOLY SHIT, I JUST WOKE UP! HE TACO’D, GET FUCKED BEARS!!
48 Comments
this means there were no discussions
Strawman.
One taco a day keeps the doctor away
Jolly ho stock market, I bet some certain people had bought calls!
How long before Iran says there’s been no discussions?
TACO and the market rebounds every time
He gave it a 5 day pause, in time for Friday market closing to continue
TACO bitch
Blatant market manipulation – 100% there were no talks
5 days wait markets close again attack LMAO
definitely chickened out lol
I don’t see Iran negotiating with him
Trump buddies made money both sides lmao
Waiting the reply where they say: “No discussions so far”
This is your exit!
TACO strikes again
This cunt is softer than a 2 minute egg. Wtf
Wait after hours, he has a different statement again 😂
TACO
Nice a bit of a bounce back good time to buy some puts
Wtf do you mean postpones, how about not doing any military strikes at all?
It’s easy to know which day of the week it is with trump. Oh is he threatening? Guess it’s Friday. Now we’re saying we’ve had productive discussions? Monday it is then.
The Witch will continue
Welcome to another TACO Monday.
American chicken
I wonder if he knows that we all know this was just a TACO.
Many people are saying… maybe we just chill. Could end very soon. Tremendous peace. 🌮
Interesting that this news broke right before markets open today. It’s as if he’s trying to save his own ass or something…
I’ll give it 2 hours before Iran says there were no talks and the market gives it all back.
obvious from lightyears away
GOLD will continue its decline
BITCOIN will rise exponentially
EQUITIES have one final hurrah
pathetically easy….
TACO
What a joke this guy is
Israel may attack the power plants anyway.
damn i just freaked the fuck out and panic sold
schrödinger’s war
How is this legal at this point? Do we live in a banana republic? If the senate and the congress don’t have any power to stop this mess why do they even have a job?
🌮🌮🌮
Israel has the chance to do the most hilarious shit right now 🤣
Probably spoke to some villager
You ask 5 different people in that administration on who the fuck is running Iran and you’ll get 5 different answers. Nothing was talked about with no one.
Jesus Christ how are we falling for this again? They just tried to launch a missile that they weren’t even supposed to have to begin with and now we’re trying to negotiate at this point? Granted this is good for my positions but still how brain dead can we be at this point where we’re going to accept a “defang Iran again” deal?
I love how it’s 5 days specifically which is next market close
100% Iran has not spoken to this loon……
TACO. His ego was writing cheques his capability couldn’t cash.
the discussion was between trump and saudi most likely
In news that didn’t happen..
TACO … he’s not talked to anyone this MF just wanna F my puts
Trump: “I am going to nuke the planet”; Stocks: -2%
Trump: “I will no longer nuke the planet”; Stocks: +5%
I think this means it’s happening. They called his bluff and he remembered he only does strikes on weekends
🐥
HOLY SHIT, I JUST WOKE UP! HE TACO’D, GET FUCKED BEARS!!
It’s not Tuesday?!?!?