I will be personally overseeing the unsealing operations at approx 21:00 hours.
Market impact analysis:
• Expect massive and immediate liquid volume flows.
• Zero transit bottlenecks anticipated through the primary channel.
• Short-term liquidity is completely secured, though we are projecting a massive drawdown and severe personal volatility by tomorrow morning.
Godspeed to the crude markets.
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Posted by firehmre
37 Comments
You jackass 😂😂
Lol had me fooled for a second there
lol
Better than nothing.
Good one
April Fools was 3 days ago!
I’ll take a double
Sorry folks amongst all tension, i felt like cracking a joke lol, life should have some fun 🤣
But what about the gays of Hormuz?
18 years all comes down to tonight.
This is going to get picked up by algos on Monday, causing a massive gap up
I had to check what sub I was reading for a second.
Ya’ll are evil.
Nice one
Hormuz 18 year? Boss, the only strait opening here is the strait of Old Grandad BIB, I’m down, BAD TIME
pain
Worth it!
18? Too old for potus
You gonna invite your NATO friends to help open it?
too ripe for a mango, il take a double
No bottleneck anymore
One hormuz straight plz
oh the rocks!!!.
Calls on OP mom actually being OP Dad
Believe it or not, drawn and quartered for this
Don’s been talking to the CEO of Hormel Foods lately thinking they’re (somehow) related in some way to the Strait of Hormuz
It is must in these stressful days 🙏
STRAIT SHOTS!
SHOTS!!
SHOTS!!
SHOTS!! SHOTS!! SHOTS!! SHOTS!!
EVERYBODY!!!!🎵
OR SHORTS!?!?
You mean spirit of Hormuz
It says 18 years you regard
Lmao peak WSB
Warlords HATE this 1 trick!!
I think this may be a bit old for POTUS to be concerned about.
Don’t scare my puts like that
Bit late for April fools, but I’ll take it.
Evergreen has 2000 ships waiting to cross.
The Booze of Hormuz!